The game Joanna Angel takes a sausage, deep throats it, rubs it between Bergen County’s best breasts, and then edges it southward, below the frame of a video for Heeb Magazine.
- See the video here (despite its wholesomeness, the video was removed by both Vimeo and Youtube)
Long ago Angel told me that she wanted nothing more than to be recognized as “Best Jew” at the AVN awards, but that honor hasn’t been given out for years. Was Angel’s attempt to come to terms, sexually, with the meat of the ancient oppressor a show of strength and defiance?
Then Angel sprinkles the wiener with traditional condiments and the sausage is brought to an actual German, who eats it and declares it, if not kosher, then authentic.
I’d heard about this video before but didn’t know that it ended with the sausage (or a non-fellated replacement) being fed to a dupe. That seems a little lowbrau for our friends at Heeb, and rude to the poor deli owner who probably never even participated in a pogrom.
It would be like Marie Luv rubbing a loaf of Wonder Bread all over her oiled, slick Nubian body and then feeding me a sandwich.
Unsuspecting, I would say something like, “If this is a sandwich, why do you keep saying ‘Cracker?'”
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Joanna Angel dislikes broccoli; Mathew, Mark, Throat, and johns
See also: How to prepare a German sausage
Unsuspecting, I would say something like, "If this is a sandwich, why do you keep saying 'Cracker?'"
BWAHAHAHAHA – thanks for that.