Because it is St. Patrick’s Day I thought Justine Joli was talking about U2′s Bono when she mentioned the genital stimulation of certain monkeys. It’s an honest mistake.
I almost ran over Joli with my car, so surprised was I to encounter her 3,000 miles away from where she lives. Luck of the Irish.
“There is such a thing as air travel, Grams,” she said.
“The farther one travels, the less one knows,” I said, levitating slightly above her and gazing at her nipples with my third eye. “The less one really knows.”
Anyway, in a short conversation we managed to talk about trends in lesbian labeling, primatology, and Italians, all while carefully not talking about the mattress we passed which seemed to have a bloody gunshot wound in it.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Justine Joli/Celeste Star; Bonobos, baby talk, and bullshit
See also: Justine Joli, Bonobos
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