Keeping a porn marriage together, first in a series

Here’s Audrey Hollander and Otto Bauer on the set of Hustler’s upcoming “I Love Lucy” adaptation Everybody Loves Lucy, which wrapped filming today.

“The part was written for me,” Hollander pointed out.

” – and I had the luck of being married to her already,” Bauer said. “So I got to be Desi.”

In the history of casting porn movies, I don’t think there has been a smarter choice, save for when Gianna Michaels was cast in a movie that had the word “boobies” in the title.

(Hollander mentioned that I had once posed she and Bauer as “Ricky and Lucy” at the AVN Expo. I had forgotten this, and only bring it up now because I want to store all my high school stuff and winter clothes in Hustler’s storage chambers miles below Wilshire Blvd.)

I asked what was their secret for a lasting union. Especially one in which the female partner constantly runs the risk of slipping and spraining something in others’ drool.

“Staying in a relationship with Audrey is just an exercise in trying not to fuck up,” Bauer said. “Also, we keep her ass stretched out at home.”

I will remember this in my duties as an ordained minister.

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Previously: AVN wrapup 2008; Audrey Hollander cares enough to replace the roll; Squirting or Urinating: You Be the Judge!
See also: Hustler

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