Kelly Madison: have wristband, will travel

When I think of California’s Inland Empire I don’t think of meth labs and the slow devastation of the Salton Sea, I think of Kelly Madison.

As you know, there is no real reason to travel south of Los Angeles County save for:

1. Disneyland
2. Tijuana, and
3. California Adventure’s new “Donkeys of the Red Zone” ride

…but the idea of bumping into Kelly Madison on one of her shrieking, tequila-soaked girl hunts with her amiable husband, Ryan, seems worth four bucks a gallon in gas.

Here is Madison, 40, sealing the deal with Sienna West in Dirty 30s #6, in which every performer is over 30. It’s like an AARP convention.

Previously: Kelly Madison returns to the womb; Kelly Madison: Why Titties?; Anti-909 sentiment rampant among strippers
See also: Pornfidelity