Kimberly Kane is a handsome woman

Here is chameleon Kimberly Kane at the AVN Awards red carpet. Sometimes she’s blonde, sometimes she is sepulchral, sometimes she performs without a head. She’s versatile.

Kane wins my award for Not Hitting You Over the Head with the Fact that She’s A Porn Star. I bet if I saw her in the checkout line at Ralph’s I would think, “If I were a different kind of person, I would ask her to be in my arty porn films – but I daren’t.”

Accompanying Kane as sort of a non-traditional porn star package deal are Zak Sabbath and Mandy Morbid. He is deeply in love and she is Canadian, which is the same thing.

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