Know when to walk away

Tonight, when the adult world convenes for the Texas Hold-em tournament in Pasadena, it might very well be the “Dogs Playing Poker” scene that stakeholder Dependable Skeleton predicts. I only hope that Kenny Rogers, The Gambler himself, will be there, slaughtering chickens in the lobby.

Ron Jeremy will host the event and adult personalities such as Sean Michaels, Kelly Erikson, Shy Love, Sarah Blake, and Rita Faltoyano will be there. All proceeds will go to charity.

I caught up with Rita Faltoyano and did not have the following conversation:

GP: Rita …Islands in the stream; that is what we are
RF: No one in between? How could we be wrong?
GP: (urgently) SAIL AWAY WITH ME.
RF: To another world? And we’ll rely on each other?
GP: Uh-huh
RF: Like one lover to another?
GP: (losing interest) Uh-huh.

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