Randy Spears still has the glasses, probably.
Some ripped-from-the-headlines porn spoofs, like the cash windfall that is Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin, come at just the right time. Hustler also scored with last year’s “Elliot Splits-her” parody, starring Mike Horner as the Mann Act-violating governor in a movie that was shot and released in just three weeks.
So it would seem smart to strike while the iron is hot with regard to porn versions of news stories, though Lethal Hardcore’s “Letterman’s Nailin’ Palin” (or whatever it was called), starring Spears and off-brand Palin Raquel Devine, was based on such a non-event that even a porn movie might be criticized for lack of relevance.
But David Letterman’s admission yesterday that he had sex with former employees (and that he was the target of an extortion attempt for it) will have legs for weeks.
I have no doubt that a porn version is being greenlit as we speak, and that by Monday a title bearing some play on “Worldwide Pants” will be imported into some poor schlub’s purloined copy of Final Cut Pro. That is why the Porno-Industrial Complex will not fail. Either that or that is why the Porno Industrial Complex will fail. I keep changing my mind.
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But David Letterman's admission yesterday that he had sex with former employees (and that he was the target of an extortion attempt for it) will have legs for weeks.
Well, I mean GP, you should know by now (and presumably do), that the main difference is, everyone wanted to see Palin naked and fucking, so those parodies (kind of) filled a niche. The standard-issue porn audience (shudder) has no interest in seeing David Letterman fuck, even those that would play his interns, non-descript brunette teenage girls the likes of which they could see fuck on camera from Porn Valley or Miami every day (don't get me wrong here though, of course).
This will go nowhere. I hope.
They might as well create a porn around Chicago (and its primary attendant representatives in Copenhagen–INCLUDING OUR OPRAH) losing the 2016 Olympics to Rio (Actually, I might actually want to watch that one).
JR
I would pay SO MUCH MONEY to see David Letterman fuck. I've had a boner for that man since I was twelve, and the older he gets the more I want him to do unspeakable things in front of me.
But Randy Spears in talk show drag, not so much.
If it doesn't include a scene with Biff and (a laughing) Paul spit-roasting Dave, no-sale.