Like Groucho Marx, I would not belong to a club that would have me as a member, especially a Strap-on Club, in which a paranoid and micromanaging Shy Love sends mixed messages to her employees.
But these are porn lesbians, whereas London and Dylan Ryan, the protagonists of Maria Beatty’s Strap-on Motel, are real lesbians doing porn, which was an important distinction made in the landmark 1994 case California v. Squirt v. Female Ejaculation v. Urination v. Adams.
Two movies featuring women with strap-ons, one filled with high-heeled and porn-honed mercenaries, the other with a cast of two ladies who might very well be bike messengers who will tell you they’re not into men – even for a price. What challenges!
Director Maria Beatty’s Strap-on Motel was filmed in Paris, Tucson, and downtown L.A. Its storyline is the noirish and jazz-inflected romance between London, a taut and undershirted wanderer, and brassy Dylan Ryan, prone to wearing hats. Will their love survive escalating airfares?
In the second installment of Strap-on Club, Shy Love presides over a secret society in ruins.
“The first rule of Strap-on Club is Don’t Talk About Strap-on Club,” she says, over and over. And yet people are talking about Strap-on Club.
But Shy Love is just as to blame as the Chatty Strap-on Cathys; at one point, she ferrets out loudmouth Michelle Avanti.
“You’ve been talking,” Love says.
“Who, me?” Avanti says.
As punishment, Love orders Katrina Isis to fuck Avanti up the ass. With a strap-on.
If you were an executive, would you deliver the same consequences as a punishment that you would as a reward? Bad management, Shy Love.
Strap-on Club also stars Memphis Monroe and Nicki Hunter, always in danger of topping from the bottom, which is a no-no in strap-on circles.
See a gallery of both movies here.
Previously: Believing the strangest things, loving the Sex Mannequin; Beating up Amber Rayne at the Americana Hotel; Wig-flipping with Nicki Hunter; Gram Ponante announces The Oscars of Porn; Pussy Party via the Ass
See also: Bleu Productions, Sinsation Pictures
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