Now that I have passed through the Gilroy filter and am an adopted Son of San Francisco (none of that is true), I have become a fan of fetish models-turned-porn stars Lorelei Lee and Adrianna Nicole (that is true).
“People get me confused with Adrianna all the time,” said Lee, who schooled me on Marilyn Monroe. While many people in my native country think all blondes look the same, I only feel that way about managers of affiliate programs.
Lee asked me, frankly, if I liked porn. Through my tears I told her I liked people. Nicole then related a charming story about Gia Paloma’s bloody nipples.
Previously: Wicked Good hors d’ouevres; I am the world’s greatest porn director
I’ve been lurking here for awhile now, and for some reason, I keep stumbling on this entry. Probably because I have a thing for both these women, but whatever. And I have to say that honestly that last paragraph has got to be one of the most brilliant things that you’ve ever written.
What a nice thing to say! I admit that I no longer remember the story about Gia Paloma’s bloody nipples (although now that she’s soon to be a mom her nipples are probably, at the very least, experienced).