Mapquesting Mahlia Milan’s mixed messages

Mahlia Milan is 5’7″ and 22 years old. This much can be verified by satellite imagery. But what is she trying to tell us?

One end of her thong goes north while the other is pulled west. Her breasts go south by southeast. Even Pharaoh is no use but, like us, he is interested in where that thong is headed.

As evidenced by the last post, I am no photographer, but when I meet Milan I will be tempted to take her by the thong and say, “You can’t be all things to all people.”

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