“Mean Bitches”: A porn song that tops from the bottom

Before I share with you the feel-good porn song of the year, we need to talk about “Fem-Dom Ass Worship.”

There are ladies who are proficient at dominating men. This may not be their natural inclination, but they are good at it professionally. In porn this is called the Fem-Dom fetish.

Evil fireplug Aiden Starr, who comes up to my groin, is an acknowledged superstar in the Fem-Dom realm, and she puts wishy-washy boss Eric Jover through the ringer in Evil Angel/MeanBitches.com’s “Fem-Dom Ass Worship 18.” Their very topical scene involves Starr hypno-raping Jover into voting a straight Democratic ticket.

The site MeanBitches.com is devoted to scenes in which women dominate, abuse, and humiliate men. But power exchange is tricky, and there are different degrees.

There are some adherents of this fetish that want to see the man have release and others who’d rather he lump it. Some Fem-Dom-lite fare (frowned on vigorously by the orthodox) even features men getting to penetrate their tormenters in the end.

The most Spartan Fem-Dom fans are the CFNM (Clothed Female Naked Male) zealots. They’re like the goddamn Taliban. The man gets no release at all, even visually.

The scene between Starr and Jover splits the difference: she orders him to masturbate to completion.

But today we are here for the song. It really makes you think.

I got mean bitches
Sit on you face
Worship that ass
Bitch, give me a taste

Mean Bitches
With pretty-ass feet
Toes in my mouth
Make my life complete

I’m yours, Bitch, command and break me
I’m your pet, won’t you please enslave me
Put that pussy on my face and take me
Push real hard, and let the pussy suffocate me

Turn around, let me kiss that ass
Tongue in your crack, finger in your snatch
Order me off my knees to the floor
Shove those toes in my mouth I adore

Treat me like a whore, treat me like a slave
Back to the pussy on my face, I can’t wait
Mean Bitch, you Mean Bitch!!!

Written and performed by XL and the Arcitype in a style reminiscent of Ice-T’s rap-rock band Body Count, “Mean Bitches” suggests a third way, one in which the man demands to be smushed and tortured by his own personal mean bitch. This is known as Topping from the Bottom, and may be the only way the narrator can live with the shame of submission.

Extolling the virtues of her “pretty-ass feet,” the narrator acts like he is in charge and not the other way around. Reeling with internal conflict, he says, “Bitch, won’t you please enslave me?”

It is refreshing that a song can embrace ambivalence and deal with such complex themes, especially in rap and porn.

• Bitch, I demand you listen to the song here.
• Buy “Fem-Dom Ass Worship 16” here.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Believing the strangest things, loving the “Sex Mannequin”; “Perfection”—Madison Young hangs in there; Asa Akira—Top Drop by any other name
See also: Mean Bitches, Evil Angel

If 2 Live Crew met actual talent, they might have created a song like XL’s “Mean Bitches.”