Missed Opportunities: Why was this movie not called “Wok Full of Asians”?

For every inspired porn title like “Oh to Live on Cameltoe Mountain,” “Twitter My Shitter,” and “Gram Ponante’s Goo Goblins,” we can only scratch our heads when a 4-hour Oriental compilation somehow gets named “Chock Full of Asians.”

Did the person who names Adam & Eve movies sit through half of a cultural sensitivity class before he remembered he worked for a porn company?

Featuring the exotic likes of Asia Carrera, London Keyes, Mika Tan, Mia Lelani, Nautica Thorn, and—everyone’s favorite Asian—Ava Rose, this installment of “Chock Full of Asians” somehow reached five titles without someone in North Carolina saying OH SHIT WOK RHYMES WITH CHOCK OH SHIT.

Officers of the ancient and honorable porn company were quick to defend the awkward name choice.

“Even though the letter begins one of their favorite cooking tools,” a spokesperson for Adam & Eve did not say, “Asians cannot pronounce the letter W. They never would have been able to say the title of our African-American series ‘Watermelon Patch Full of Blacks’ or our gay line ‘Kitchen Sink Full of Twinks.'”

Like every Adam & Eve compilation, “Chock” is wok-full of new and old scenes from its vast library. We see footage shot on everything from HD cameras to film. It gives us a reassuring sense of Asian pornography’s longevity through the mists of time, and my only wish is that dishonored ancestors will not seek vengeance for the naming faux pas in a series of horrifying movies to be remade starring Sarah Michelle Gellar.

Buy “Chock Full of Asians 5” here

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Cream on My Cameltoe 2; Pornographers drop needle, load on classic album parodies; Sarah Vandella makes me feel like a replicant
See also: Adam & Eve

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