In worsening economic times, the tough get entrepreneurial. This morning I thought, “If I were a pimp, I could rent out bathroom stalls at Gram Ponante Towers [etc.] to hookers the way estheticians rent out pedicure stations.”
Then I wondered if I had any pictures of porn stars in toilets.
Then I remembered that I do have a picture of a porn star in a toilet, but that she is not a hooker. Audrey Hollander is not a hooker.
I took this photo on the set of Hustler’s XXX 30 (in May, for some reason, it was known as XXX 28, which doesn’t make sense, because in porn everybody knows that 28 is the new 50), which was just released this week. That white spot on the wall that looks like a camera flash is actually the Holy Spirit.
Still, the renting out of bathroom stalls to hookers: what a great idea! I wonder if I could get a loan?
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Gargantuan cock public toilet; Site emerges from toilet, patriotically; The Black Toilet of Lust; Kissy Kapri has a secret
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