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Monique Alexander vs. Shelly Long: Bull & Finch not bait & switch

When you’re right, you’re right. Monique Alexander does not look like Shelly Long. But for New Sensations’ porn adaptation of “Cheers,” producers felt that Alexander possessed the spirit of Diane Chambers should that character be a porn star.

While Vivid is touting new contract performer AJ Bailey as “the smartest girl in porn” for her Master’s degree in Anthropology, former Vivid Girl Alexander is probably playing the smartest character ever attempted in a porn parody.

But lest you think New Sensations, which is now releasing a parody a month, had no basis in casting Sacramento’s lovely Alexander as Diane, remember that Shelly Long looked Vivid Girl Accessible in “Night Shift.”

“Cheers: A XXX Parody” also features Joel Lawrence as Sam, Mr. Pete as Woody, Evan Stone as Cliff, Alexis Texas as Lilith, and Sara Stone as Rebecca.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Vivid goes interracial with Choco Tacos; Monique Alexander gets a call from Santa; “The X-Files – a dark XXX parody”
See also: New Sensations

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  1. Anonymous says:

    I'm surprised and vaguely proud of you that this post contained no puns on the Cheers theme song.

    (Also, shouldn't the parody trend move on to more untouched fields before returning to this admittedly fertile one?)

    JR.

  2. Gram the Man says:

    Thank you, but to be frank, I subtitled Twitter and Fleshbot posts with "and they're always glad you came." So I can't take credit for restraint, only that sloppy seconds worked out better for you.

  3. Oruba Stone says:

    Wow, I find it hard to believe a Cheers porn parody hasn't been done before. Is this correct? Sure there isn't one floating around from 1989 with Christy Canyon playing Rebecca?

    I'm still waiting for One Lay at a Time to get greenlit. There's a show just begging for the porn parody treatment. Divorced mother, Valerie Bertinelli lookalike, tool belt wearing super… fucking gold!

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