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Today in Porn Valley it was 85 degrees. 85 degrees. I’d complain about a winter that lasted all of two weeks, but who’d listen?

Then I look at a photo like this, of Flower Tucci by her pool in February of 2008, when the rest of the civilized world was digging their families out of the snow, and realize it is I who must undergo the attitude adjustment.

Speaking of, here is a video I took of Flower Tucci at the Circle Bar at the Venetian (though my credit card statement calls it “The Octagon”). I know I took it because I recognize my voice and because the camera angle makes sense for one possessing my impressive height.

But I don’t remember taking it. The time stamp says it was from six in the morning.

Between my babbling and Flower saying “I smell oranges!” this video is 15 seconds of pure goddamn gold.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: A Short history of the greatest photograph ever taken

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2 Comments

  1. Gram: do you have any clue what you were attempting to say in this video? I put it on indefinite replay and sat back for a bit to listen, but it gets so surreal I can’t deal with it.
    Also: Flower looks really cute in this video, she’s smiling and very nicely put together–tell her we’d like to see more of that look in her scenes. 😉

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