MontagFoto 10.1.12—How To Secure Coco Velvett

It is often years later that I realize how brilliant a photographer I am. Observe this riveting image from the 2008 set of the late David Aaron Clark’s “Asia Noir 6,” in which Coco Velvett appears unimpressed with Destiny’s strap-on work.

But Velvett is not distracted, she is resigned. With my masterful composition, I show that Velvett is not only listlessly pinioned by Destiny’s strap, but she is also poked from above by the boom mic and hemmed in from the left with a doorknob.

There really is no way out, and we confirm this later when Destiny turns out to be a succubus.

It would be the following year that Ashlynn Brooke would play a succubus in “The Sex Files” and that my friend DAC would suffer a fatal heart attack over Thanksgiving weekend. These were unrelated, as far as I can tell. “Asia Noir 6” co-star Mr. Marcus would this year become the center of a Porn Valley syphilis scandal, but back in 2008, everything was just great.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: A brief history of the greatest photograph ever taken; Asia Noir 6 review, “The Sex Files”

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