You’d think this innocent picture of the chilled nipples of Monica Breeze might have been from a movie called something like “Nudes in Paradise.” But it was taken on the set of Lethal Hardcore’s “Cum in My Gaping Butthole.”
Correction: “Cum in My Gaping Butthole #2.”
Like savvy architects omitting a 13th floor from building plans, I think pornographers should avoid the use of #2 in series about the ass.
I wrote the following story in June, 2006:
For those of us from the East Coast, Woodland Hills, which is on the west side of Porn Valley, is a sun-blighted Hell with carpeting masquerading as the American Dream.
For those of us who have lived in Southern California for a few years, Woodland Hills is where we want to move.
It was in a gated house on a cul de sac that I met Stoney Curtis, owner of the studio Lethal Hardcore. Stoney’s studio produces four titles a month, none of which inspire the director to take out ads in trade publications saying “This is the most important adult film of our time”. Instead, each title tells a vital little story:
Phat Buttz Drain My Nutz
Cream on My Camel Toe
I Was Tight Yesterday
Curtis says that 80 percent of his material is shot here in this porn-functional McMansion with its small waterfall pool and its bright rooms with plenty of space for masturbation scenes.
I met Monica Breeze, in the business for six months, by the pool. She was about to shoot her scene for today’s movie, titled Cum in My Gaping Butthole #2.
“So what do you think this movie is about?” I asked.
Breeze is beautiful and reed-thin. She says people are just beginning to “get” her heritage.
“My family is from Chihuahua, Mexico, but I was born and raised here in California,” she said. Though she has blue eyes, she just completed a movie where she plays an Indian-American.
“But now people are starting to put me in movies like Slutinas 2 (Red Light District) that acknowledge the fact that I’m Mexican.”
Breeze chose her porn name because she always liked the name Monica and because her blowjobs are very artistic.
“When I blow you, it’s like a breeze,” she said.
I again cursed my fate that I was wearing several hundred pounds of armor under my pants.
The male actor Talon arrived and the two were filming within ten minutes in a room familiar to anyone who has seen a Stoney Curtis movie.
I stayed for the breeze but I departed before the gaping butthole. Breeze and I had grown too close for me to see her that way.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: This should neither hurt nor be all that pleasant
See also: Lethal Hardcore
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