MontagFoto 11.26.12—You’re Bloody Well White

Oh, Jennifer White, you didn’t have to make the bed for us
I repeat myself, I know, but so much of porn is built on the backs of young women, and so many young women come and go, that after awhile it makes the casual observer (me, you) feel old. Because if they’ve passed through but you’re still here, what does that make you?

I don’t know about you, but my answer is “Immortal.”

Here’s another thing about youth and porn: most pornographers instinctively go for the young-looking but old-acting. That is why the lovely Jennifer White looks so perfect for her job today; no party involved would feel guilty afterward about what he/she did, and it would have been incredible.

White made us all feel decrepit on the set of Lee Roy Myers’ “A Wet Dream on Elm Street,” [read: This “Wet Dream” is worth the price of emission] but it was nowhere effing near the kind of decrepit my high school graduating class looks. We talked about the Tooth Fairy, Dokken, Patricia Arquette, and the concept of the 1980s. We did not talk about Supertramp.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: I’ll be your Dream Warrior, Jennifer White; This “Wet Dream” is worth the price of emission; Sovereign Syre’s postcard from the American extremity

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