She stayed the average three years in porn, but Detroit native Audrey Elson, whom I met on the set of Ivan’s “Creampie Explosions 3″ in 2008, remained 5’10” throughout her entire career.
There is something that helps me dismiss nudity when it is displayed on someone 4 feet tall, but it’s undeniable when it’s clacking around the hardwood floors of a Tarzana rental house and attached to the legs of Elson.
Furthermore, there was something comforting about seeing Elson stretch her frame to its full length that day, still unable to reach the other end of the couch.
“Some day,” I said, “I will have a couch like that, where I don’t have to scrunch up on it.”
(I consoled myself that there isn’t a semen-map of the Fiji Islands on my couch, though.)
Elson left the industry and did not say goodbye to me—or you, probably. As I look through these archives I see more and more pictures of people whose names I have to look up.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Your Day in Creamplosions
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