You may spend thousands of your girlfriend’s hard-earned disability dollars attending porn conventions when, for the past seven years of Tuesdays, you could have gone to the most raucous and porn-soaked gathering of working porn stars on Earth for the low cost of cheap drinks and a plate of buffalo wings at Porn Star Karaoke.
Not only does Sardo’s in Burbank have the friendliest waitresses in Los Angeles County, but this inexpensive neighborhood restaurant and bar has also hosted the longest-running meet-and-greet for porn stars (and people who want to be porn stars) since the CCD program of the Miami Archdiocese.
And Porn Star Karaoke needs your help.
Like many local businesses in that area, Sardo’s could use some assistance keeping its doors open. Says owner Seymour, “The Pass Ave Bridge closed down last year for nine months and pretty much cut off business. People found it difficult to get to Sardo’s with all the confusion of the detour signs. That closure of the bridge destroyed me. After nine months the bridge reopened but I never got the day time business back.”
So on Tuesday, April 26 (that’s tomorrow night if you’re reading this in real time), the friendly bar nestled between a Von’s and the 134 is hosting a pornstar-spangled benefit at which you’re almost guaranteed to hear a falling-out-of-her-dress bukkake veteran warble her way through “You Light Up My Life.”
“Who would ever believe that from my corporate, conservative background that today I would have met almost every porn star in the world and a lot would become personal friends?” says Seymour. “I would have killed for this when I was 21.”
I have never not had a great and eye-opening time at Sardo’s. Not only because of the parade of Average Joe and Ho porn stars that regularly attend (and the list is seven years long), Nicki Hunter’s excellent hosting, and the regular and odd mix of slumming Hollywood talent, like Richard Dreyfuss, John Goodman, Hal Sparks, one or two of the Baldwins, and most of basic cable, but also because of the genial stewardship of Seymour, who’s just a nice guy.
Among items to be auctioned at tomorrow’s benefit (auctioneer: Dale Dabone) will be several dinner dates.
From the press release:
Stars that will be auctioned for a dinner date are:
Ron Jeremy Sunny Lane
Nicki Hunter Tera Knightly
And more to be added
(Dinner to be held at Sardo’s which will include dinner & bottle service)
Raffle items:
Win a BAR! A Bud light Lime portable bar that can be taken to the beach or set up in your home or yard.Ron de Jeremy Rum bottle autographed by Ron Jeremy. This new Rum cannot be bought yet, so this is a rare item to win!
Wicked Pictures Signed Memorabilia, Movie Props and more!
Neon Signs of Blue Moon & Fat Tire Beers
Scentsy Basket (includes warmer and a variety scents) by melissavenable.scentsy.us
Ron Jeremy T-Shirts, much more!
I will be driving to Sardo’s after Jamye Waxman’s Sexy Tales & Other Intimate Acts revue in Hollywood, and fully expect to be useless on Wednesday.
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Nicki Hunter stalks PSK
See also: Sardo’s
The girl in the photo with Hailey Young–who is she please? I get the feeling I should know, but it’s not clicking for me.