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MontagFoto 5.21.12—Someone’s in the bathroom with Charley

chchwc2Why were Charley Chase and I in the same bathroom? Were we flossing in some sort of “Starship Troopers” co-ed bathroom universe? I can’t remember.

What I do know is that she appeared slightly blue in the picture, and then I saw her today actually blue in “This Ain’t The Smurfs XXX” (review forthcoming—just hit the Search box). Does art imitate life yet again?

I guess it depends on whether you call “This Ain;t the Smurfs XXX” art (and if you do, Hustler agrees with you).

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Someone’s in the shower with Stoya; Kelly Shibari’s Libertarian bukkake; Money is tight, but Audrey Hollander is not a whore

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