Carmen Luvana kneels on a table covered with cocaine on this picture from the set of the 2006 Adam & Eve movie “Lady Scarface.” Of course the cocaine is as real as Luvana’s breasts, but that doesn’t take away from the thrill of imagining a scenario in which, not only does Luvana have the yayo all over her hands and breasts, but how did it get on her hips, too?
I know.
Of course, no one does cocaine in the porn industry anymore. It’s all straightedge now.
I post this photo because 7-11 is giving away free Slurpees today while supplies last.
The first time I ever tried cocaine found me immediately sneezing a couple hundred bucks of it into my lime Slurpee while I was working as a dishwasher. My supervisor at the summer camp was not pleased, especially as it was she who had given me the cocaine.
So you see, porn has a great way of making sordid situations more wholesome.
*chuckles*
Damn – I still haven’t watched that movie (Lady Scarface, not Scarface). I rectify that soon, but probably not as I indulge in a full-size Slurpee, as 7.11 ounces of Slurpee is enough to piss me off.
There is a quality of a lot of those Adam & Eve movies from that time that seemed like a way better idea than the finished product. It was a lot more fun backstage. Don’t see the movie. Go watch “Jaws” again.
By strange coincidence, I just DVR’d Jaws Sunday.
Sounds like you worked for a way more liberal summer camp than I did. I’d have killed just to have a bottle of Jack stashed away somewhere…