As you are well aware, I am one of the world’s greatest photographers. My equipment is simple and battered (I’m talking about my camera, by the way): A Nikon D40 with the crappy 18-55 lens. But it is the emotions I am able to evoke and the zeitgeist that I capture that puts me way ahead of the guys who say, “Put your finger in your mouth, honey.”
Some day I hope to publish a coffee table book that people can actually fuck on.
Anyway, my direction to these ladies in the green room of Hustler’s 35th anniversary party this month in 2009 was basic:
“The girl with the wings stole your mans.”
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Hustler’s Inferno