Say what you will about what female ejaculation really is (or isn’t), but you’ve gotta admit it’s impressive. After all, when you watch the hourly water show at the Bellagio, it’s not like you say “These people are raping the desert and the Colorado River Watershed for my consumptive consumerism.” No: You just say “Awesome.”
Here’s Nikki Nievez during the filming of what would become “Cousin Stevie’s Pussy Party 16,” back in May of 2006. She’s a special person.
Squirting and the ability to deliver a successful blowjob or handjob are the three ways women in the porn industry are ever asked to prove anything. Otherwise it’s the male talent doing all the work. But squirting is even more significant in the reclaimed desert that is Los Angeles: Squirting means hope.
It is for this reason that, when I am commissioned to sculpt the Chatsworth Porn Memorial, the granite will yield a heroic depiction of me striding under an arc of female ejaculate with two women hanging off my junk; one by her lips and one by her hands. Now that’s art.