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Morning Wood with Nicki Hunter

As Nicki Hunter is a humanitarian, I asked her what she does when she encounters Morning Wood on her partner, Josh.

“Oh, I rub up and down on it with my ass, like it’s a lap dance,” she said.

“Do you feel a sense of personal responsibility?” I asked.

“Yes,” she said. “Morning Wood to me is wonderful. If I can jump on that big little pumpstick I just do. I think it’s my job.”

Because porn performers apply life sciences more aggressively than the general population, I asked Hunter for the science behind the phenomenon, and why we don’t hear too much about Night Wood.

“When you’re going to bed,” she said, “your body secretes a hormone that tells your non-essential functions to shut down. In the morning you get another burst of chemicals that turns things on.”

She said she learned this on the Discovery Channel.

“…and that includes your penis,” she said.

In this bicentennial year of Charles Darwin’s birth, does Hunter think there is an evolutionary component to Morning Wood that has contributed to the survival of our species?

“I’ll take it one step further,” she said. “If you’re a caveman and you start fucking in the morning, you can have ten females inseminated by the end of the day, as opposed to blowing your whole load at night,” she said, adding: “Caveman cock hard.”

Matutolagnia, which is a medical term meaning increased sexual desire in the morning, is taken from the Latin roots “matuto-” (morning) and ‘lagnia” (lust). “Lagnia” is related to the Latin word for wood, which is “lignum.”

What I’m saying is that this isn’t just something that my Close Personal FriendTM Nicki Hunter and I share – it’s been happening for, like, decades.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Upstairs/downstairs with Tatiana Kush and Nicki Hunter; PSK gets wood
See also: Nicki Hunter on MySpace

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  1. Furyon says:

    Nicki Hunter is so pretty, and i would love to have been there to take those photos.

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