Mother of the Year

Studio: JM Productions
Director: Jim Powers
Cast: Adriana Deville, Kaiya Lynn, Holly West, Alanna Ackerman, Otto Bauer, Seth Dickens, Dick Nasty

So there you are with a pair of five-year-old twins at home. You are thinking about the dinner you’ll cook them, and how picky they’ve been lately. You are bent over a couch and a crew is filming your anus being pried open and spat into. Later you will have a load blown across your face.

While this might be the case for any number of porn actresses on any number of sets, the beauty and horror of a JM Productions movie, especially Mother of the Year, is that a fine point will be made of the relationship of your motherhood and your porn career.

75 percent of the women in this collection are married swingers with five-year-old children (only Kaiya Lynn is unmarried with an eight-year-old at home), and each is unflappable in the face of director Jim Powers’ probing questions.

“How will you tell your son that his mom’s a whore?” Powers asks Adriana Deville.

“I wouldn’t put it quite that way,” she replies.

Most porn is interchangeable. It is the context we place it in that makes one porn movie more compelling to us than another. We tell ourselves stories about Asians, or Teens, or MILFs, and the movies we consume with those elements might follow all the same rules, but our own perception changes. How Powers and crew change this dynamic is a quick interview segment before each scene.

Feisty Latina Kelly West, 28, predicts how her day will unfold after the scene is shot.

“I have to clean the house, do the laundry, and then I have to hook up my husband.”

“You’ll barely have time to wipe the come off your face,” Powers says.

“I’ll do it running,” she replies.

Then she meets Otto Bauer, who’s hard on moms.

Each scene blacks out to the sound of children crying. Nice touch.

Alanna Ackerman says that she loves her husband becauise he’s a “sick bastard” who likes to watch her fuck other men.

“What if your husband didn’t like you fucking other men,” Powers asks. “Would you still do it?”

“I haven’t been put in that situation,” she says.

He asks her if she would breastfeed in public with “those titties.”

“Yes.”

“Did you like people staring at you?”

“Maybe.”

For some reason, Kaiya Lynn’s scene isn’t as compelling. The other women seem comfortable talking about their children and their porn careers (probably because of the swinging?) but Lynn is a little reserved.

Finally comes Adriana Deville who, if a prize had been awarded at the end of the movie, would have received it.

“I’m up every day at 5:30 cooking breakfast for my son and husband,” she said.

When asked how other moms treated her, she replied, “They hate me. They’re afriad to bring their husbands around me. They think I’m a skank. Well fuck them, too.”

I want her in my corner.

Deville should also have won because she used “Mommy” as an adjective.

“Fuck that Mommy pussy,” she said.