“My Hotwife’s Gangbang”: An Alternative View

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Halfway up the state of California lies Gamelink, where I also work, and I am #blessed to have an excellent telecommuting relationship with P. Weasels, one of the adult industry’s finest writers. We had a communications breakdown — it’s always the same — recently wherein we both wrote a review of “My Hotwife’s Gangbang.” Mine made it onto Gamelink’s Naked Truth through sheer force of will and my plucky American gumption. Also: God was on my side. P. Weasels’ did not. Rather than let his excellent review go to waste, I present it below.—Gram

“My Hotwife’s Gangbang” review by PWeasels

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With “My Hotwife’s Gangbang,” it’s starting to feel like maybe the young and nascent hotwife genre is experiencing a little inflation. Porn is that way anyhow, so it’s something you have to expect, and porn’s timeframe, as far as the shelf-life of a commodity is concerned, is…compressed. Porn is an explicit distillation of animal urges, and the gravity at the heart of the singularity makes the time go quicker and the tides flow more strongly.

Now that Hotwives are getting gangbanged, I feel like maybe the genre has started to enter “The Hotwives Meet Abbott And Costello” phase of its arc, where just having hotwives isn’t enough. “My Hotwife’s Anal Gangbang” is on the horizon, as is “My Hotwife’s Interracial Creampie” and “My Hotwife’s Double Vaginal Squirt Orgy.” You can have those for free, New Sensations. Take “My Hotwife Meets Abbott and Costello,” too, although by that time you will probably need Laurel and Hardy and Martin and Lewis too, to keep pushing the envelope.

SCENE 1

Hope Howell’s husband – whoever he is – is stuck out of town on an extended business trip (although the chances are high that he is just at his other family’s house, molesting his stepdaughter), and he’s not going to get back in time to take her out, so he does the next best thing. A message with some explicit directions sends Hope over to Toni Ribas’ house, where he has arranged a surprise for her, one that will really test her boundaries. It’s a balloon show, put on by internationally famous balloon twister Nate the Great! Just kidding. It’s a gangbang.

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Toni has Jordan Ash, Mick Blue, and Ramon Nomar ready and waiting, and after a brief interlude in which he warms her up, he introduces her to their cocks. This is not a romantic gangbang, the kind where a woman gets a little time for kissing and nuzzling – these guys know what they want. What they want is Hope on her knees, frantically trying to keep up with the cocks, like Lucy Ricardo at a dildo factory. If we didn’t know she was a faithful wife who was experimenting with an open lifestyle, it would be tempting to suspect she had been on her knees and hemmed in by dicks more than once in her life.

She doesn’t balk at them, anyway, and she doesn’t have a problem with anything else that happens over the next half hour, including anal and double penetration. A lot of women might want to be babied and coddled in a situation like this, but Hope is happy to be tossed around, passed from hand to hand and used like a communal toy by all four guys, in battery and in series. When it’s facial time, Hope stays on her knees as told and begs for the loads. Her husband, if he were there, would be proud.

SCENE 2

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Michael Vegas and Britney Amber are enjoying a fine sex life all by themselves, but as we know, that is often not enough for the modern couple. Britney’s blowjob skills are encyclopedic, and she is happy to oblige when he asks her if she can take both his balls in her mouth. Maybe having two balls in hr mouth is what makes her remember their shared fantasy about fucking his friends, because as soon as he comes, she mentions how much fun it would be. That, ladies, is probably the best time to bring up fucking your husband’s friends – when you’re mentioning it around a hot, recently extracted load.

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It’s a good thing she’s been looking forward to it, because she doesn’t get a lot of time to acclimate to the idea once Mike has her on the couch at his friend Karlo Karrera’s house and the guys are moving in. They do give her a little more time than they gave Hope (one assumes MicK and Ramon are a little less frantic about getting laid, having recently slaked their lusts on Hope – and you have to envy those two for the generosity of their friends). Still, it’s not long before the dicks are springing up on every quarter.

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Britney does a slightly better job of pretending she’s not used to being a Normandy beach for Allied dicks, but once she has fluttered and shied a few times she is happy to get right down to business. Like Hope before her, Britney has no trouble accommodating a cock in every hole at the same time (back before the Hotwife Gangbang was the important angle, the word for this on the boxcover was “Airtight”). Britney too ends up on her knees for the finale, which is, of course, facials all around.

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