Nerd girls keep on truckin’

Now and then I think, “If they’d but lived long enough for Dr. Taylor’s Catarrh Cure in 1867, many of the ancient Ponante relatives would not have expired from Gleet.”

This occurred to me when I saw a bunch of porn stars at a comic book store last night.

If women not disinclined to like sex also liked comics thirty years ago, imagine how sane R. Crumb’s family might be.

But we shouldn’t dwell on it. Think, instead, about Justine Joli frolicing across Melrose Avenue, Dana DeArmond cradling little Aiden Starr’s head in a frame of gang signs, and Bobbi Starr goosing the Silver Surfer at last night’s launch party for the 2009 Nerdcore calendar.

I know it will raise howls of protest from some, who would wish a Dr. Manhattan-like character to teleport me from the room, but all comic book stores look the same to me, as if each were squeezed from the same tube of Oxy 10. That is not to say that they aren’t pleasant places. Melrose Ave’s Golden Apple was filled with people hoping to catch a glimpse of the likes of gray-eyed Georgia Jones, who appeared in the calendar as Princess Leia.

But not everyone at the event appeared in the calendar, sadly. Dana DeArmond, here seen arguing a finer point of Captain America’s patriotism with her boyfriend, Daniel, would have made a great Athena in a 1977 Battlestar Galactica tribute, but it was not to be.

Ditto for Aiden Starr, whom I’ve always imagined as a filthy, filthy Jawa. Maybe in 2010 (The Year We Make Contact).

Bobbi Starr compared the movie version of Hellboy 2 to Evil Dead 2, where the sequel was both better and less serious than the original. It was not like Gallagher Too.

As I left, Justine Joli was standing in the middle of the street.

“In my dimension, this is a field,” she did not say.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: All the naked girls are nerds these days; Brennen hinunter das haus
See also: Nerdcore, Golden Apple Comics

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