I’m spending more and more time in comic book stores, which is weird, because I wouldn’t be caught dead going into one when I was younger (I am now 23) for fear of becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy. I’d imagine people seeing me and saying, “Well of course.”
But now being a nerd is cool, and nerds are surrounded by nudes.
Well, nerdy men are still not cool but, just like with everything else in that 30-year stretch between 15 and 45 in which they can do no wrong, women can be nerds whenever they feel like it.
That is the appeal of Nerdcore, the 2009 calendar that will launch tomorrow night at Melrose Ave.’s Golden Apple Comics. Models in attendance will be Justine Joli, Kimberly Kane, Karlie Montana, Zoli Suicide (I thought all the Suicide Girls had been exiled; it will be fun to see one), Georgia Jones, Sara Brinsfield, Sarah Levis, and covergirl Crystal Klein.
Visitors will get a free mini-poster of the above image of Justine Joli’s take on Capricorn One.
Bobbi Starr, who adorns the calendar in a Westworld motif (“the Telly Savalas version,” she said, “not the new one”) will also be in attendance. I have been asked to not display the image yet because it is so hot it would make Elliot Gould rise from the grave.
What? He’s still alive?
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Hotter than a Balrog; Don’t tell Pazuzu; Audrey Bitoni – Not that kind of Cardassian
See also: Totally Nerdcore,
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