Next year in another casino

evan seinfeldEvan Seinfeld, who was until recently the only one hiding the afikomen with wife Tera Patrick, is featured in VH1’s “Matzo And Metal II: Back to the Desert,” in which the Biohazard frontman joins Anthrax’ Scott Ian for a Passover seder in Las Vegas’ Mandalay Bay Casino.

Seinfeld has spent more time as a porn mogul recently than as an actor or Biohazard member, but I am not sure if his link to the adult world was discussed in the program, which will be broadcast Sunday.

Good thing, too. Could you imagine the shame observant Jews would feel if they knew one of their faith’s alleged adherents was involved in pornography?

The youngest attendee to the Passover table is usually given the honor of asking four questions, preceded by one which really gets the conversation going. This Vegas-style seder played a little fast and loose with the glorious tradition:

Q. Why is this night different from every other night?
A. Because Moses is crying that I made Desperate.

Previously: Lazarus, come forth; The old bouncing cross; Rock, Stapp slap over cock flap
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