Not the Best of BTO: “Big Tit Orgy”

Sometimes this stuff just happens
Sometimes this stuff just happens

Like you, I wonder what series of events makes a “Big Tit Orgy” happen, because you know these women aren’t paid to just show up and fuck each other.

bigtitorgy13This is the type of movie you watch if your ability to suspend disbelief is as shot out as the screen of that TV set on your front porch, and your expectations of catching porn performers exchanging legitimate feelings are as low as the helicopters buzzing your home.

Alex Chance, Maya Hills, Tiffany Tyler, Sophie Dee, and Austin Taylor join Tommy Pistol, Billy Glide, Mark Wood, Anthony Rosano, and John Strong in a movie that begins with women fucking each other on a couch and goes straight through to men fucking these women on a couch.

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In between, there is a lot of those porny wails and air sucked through teeth that is the adult industry shorthand that something real is happening.

Granted, we often bitch that porn dialogue is embarrassing and the setups ridiculous, but we also cut everyone loads of slack. This movie does not even try to suggest that this is anything but a transaction.

You've got to take care of business in a Big Tit Orgy
You’ve got to take care of business in a Big Tit Orgy

Sadly, even for a transaction this movie is less than effective. While it’s always fun to watch people like Alex Chance, Maya Hills, and Sophie Dee, the camera choices are often head-scratchers. We’re not exactly catching lightning in a bottle; if the entire thing is staged with no pretenses made about why these people are here, at least present the orgy thoughtfully without butts walking in and out of frame to block the camera.

After all, it’s supposed to be Big Tit Orgy, not Poor Camera Choices Orgy.

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