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Welcome Back, Hotter

Eva Angelina is a lot of things: A mom, a hairdresser, a proud wearer of glasses. But in her official comeback, “Evalutionary 2,” she is definitely not shy.

Piso Mojado, Courtney Cummz

Courtney Cummz is one of those porn stars who form the dividing line between “I’m naked and that’s enough” and “I’m naked so I’m going to work even harder.”

Midnight at the Moloko Milk Bar

Ivana Sugar, a Russian who is about to be gangbanged, reminds us by her stance that Europe is going to be just fine.

A wink is as good as a nod, Eva Angelina

Eva Angelina, too, is a real pro in Elegant Angel’s “Evalutionary 2.”

Molly Bennett (photo by Rick Garcia)

Rick Garcia is one of my favorite photographers because he likes photographing women going about the business of being disaffectedly hot, like Molly Bennett, here. He poses photos like real life should be.

Honestly? I can't imagine it's fun for either of them

Reena Sky is on the receiving end of what I’d call (as I am an expert) a Reverse Cowboy Piledriver in “Latin Mommas 2.” This is a good example of the difference between Athletic and Fun.

Some don't even get the couch

Who determines who gets the couches? Poor European faux-lesbians.

If you're a shark, Kagney Linn Karter, I want to be the Indianapolis

In this photo, Kagney Linn Karter reminds me of this line from “Jaws”:

QUINT

Sometimes that shark, he looks right into you. Right into your eyes. You know the thing about a shark, he’s got…lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll’s eye. When he comes at ya, doesn’t seem to be livin’. Until he bites ya and those black eyes roll over white. And then, ah then you hear that terrible high pitch screamin’ and the ocean turns red and spite of all the poundin’ and the hollerin’ they all come in and rip you to pieces.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Necrophilia, “Jaws,” crack whores, and the girlfriend experience

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  1. Christopher says:

    Is it my imagination, or did Eva Angelina come back to porn far, FAR “nastier” than anyone suspected she was pre-baby?

  2. Gram the Man says:

    She was always Ready to Go in the best way, but I agree that she has a Filthy Elder Stateswoman vibe about her now.

  3. Norm Copesurn says:

    KLK and friend look a bit–interlaced, and not in the good way.

  4. Gram the Man says:

    I try to look past the interlacing to see their vaginas.

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