Each day I am sent naked pictures. And do I blackmail my Member of Congress with them? No. I celebrate them. But it does give one pause to consider that, even if one is asleep or on vacation (and, Sadly, that shit is soon coming to an end), the nudes keep coming, piling atop one another in an ever-pinkening fleshmass of nudes.
Faced with such weighty evidence, is it safe to conclude that people are replaceable and porn is meaningless? Well if porn is meaningless, than Meaning Sucks.
Tricia Devereaux in 1995. She makes the last decade of the twentieth century look good, even if Limp Bizkit was in it.
If Angelika Heart waits for you in Budapest, GO TO BUDAPEST.
Liza del Sierra gives herself an orgasm on a borrowed bed in the late morning. Good for her!
Kiki D’aire gets crucified for the sins of Tim Woodman, Pro Villain.
Jessie Volt waits to be recharged.
Innocence of youth, my eye.
It is unlikely you will meet Shyla Stylez in any real-life situation. Regardless, you need to know that this happened.
Remy La Croix, we will miss you.
No sweat at all from Sunny Leone, but inspiration is 98 percent synchronization.
It is conceivable that you would murder your family if Ashley Fires gave you a look like this.
Sunny Leone barely breaks a sweat in her workout video. That’s OK. This boxcover is great.
Is there truth to the theory that (men and) women who wear white pants want it in the ass?
Nora Skyy’s eyes say Yes, and her pubes say Try Harder.
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- Is there truth to the theory that (men and) women who wear white pants want it in the ass?
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- Sunny Leone barely breaks a sweat in her workout video. That’s OK. This boxcover is great.
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- It is conceivable that you would murder your family if Ashley Fires gave you a look like this.
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- Again, no sweat at all from Sunny Leone, but inspiration is 98 percent synchronization
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- Remy La Croix, we will miss you
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- It is unlikely you will meet Shyla Stylez in any real-life situation. Regardless, you need to know that this happened.
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- Innocence of youth, my eye.
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- Jessie Volt waits to be recharged.
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- Kiki D’aire gets crucified for the sins of Tim Woodman, Pro Villain.
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- Liza del Sierra gives herself an orgasm on a borrowed bed in the late morning. Good for her!
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- If Angelika Heart waits for you in Budapest, GO TO BUDAPEST.
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- Nora Skyy’s eyes say Yes, and her pubes say Try Harder.
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- Tricia Devereaux in 1995. She makes the last decade of the twentieth century look good, even if Limp Bizkit was in it.
Gram Ponante is America's Beloved Porn Journalist
