Nudes you may have missed

Alexis Texas and St. Augustine

Over the centuries I have tried to find just the right way to compile the miscellaneous porn pictures I photograph myself, receive, or post elsewhere. Longtime readers of this site will fondly recall the discontinued “Best of Inbox Nudes,” “Picture of the Week,” and “Just Because” series.

Here, then, is the apex of that art form, comprising random pictures, doctored screengrabs, and the best of unsolicited nudity.

We begin with the juicy Alexis Texas from Elegant Angel’s “Seduction.” No, this quote from St. Augustine didn’t appear in the video, but I’m quickly getting over all those Facebook photos of celebrities against black backgrounds with their quotes about gay marriage, Rick Santorum, or Women Over 40 superimposed. I would gladly puzzle through the Armenian Constitution if Alexis Texas Mostly Nude were somehow involved.

Britney Amber phones it in

Here’s Britney Amber from Evil Angel’s “Titty Creampies.” I don’t know if she’s actually making a call, but the expression on her face makes me think she’s a fun girl. Call me.

Tila Flame backs it up

Tila Flame prepares herself for Whatever May Happen in West Coast Productions’ upcoming “Showgirlz.”

Angel Daisy has second thoughts

Angel Daisy debates the merits of going through with it in Vivid’s gloriously creepy “Brand New Faces 34.”

You've got a pretty mouth, Sarah Vandella

I would watch Sarah Vandella beat sweatshop workers to death with a hatchet handle. Luckily she only makes a wittol out of Dan OhReally with Shane Diesel in “The Other White Meat.

Kristina Rose, would you be my hood ornament?

Kristina Rose from “Seduction.” This is what makes people move to California.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Wittols—Cuckolds without the consequences; Thomas Aquinas becomes Digital Playground contract saint

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