Remember when we went to Thailand the summer after junior year? You were into wearing sundresses with no bra, you liked that you were taller than everyone else, we drank, we swam, we smoked everything, you decided you were a Buddhist, and the fights we had were about your distaste of sunscreen and armpit shaving.
“My skin cancer will be my problem in 20 years, Grams,” you said. “And 95 percent of the women in the world don’t shave their armpits.”
“OK, Nosferatu,” I said, “but those pits are my problem now and I don’t give a shit about the other 95 percent of the world, because I’m an American.”
Now you are a State Senator.
Several years later, I receive a disc from Third World Media containing pictures of Thai hookers Bunny, Eve, Bali, and Pai from the movie “Teen Thai 3” and I recall that we met a Thai hooker named Pai (but it wasn’t this one).
The most endearing thing I ever heard you say was, “Of course your name is Pai.”
Buy “Teen Thailand 3” here
Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Jean Piaget and Japanese fellatio; In Thailand, Twister is taken seriously
See also: Third World Media
Those are some nice looking girls–if they are, in fact, girls….Is it wrong of me, Gram, to be suspect of all Thai women, based on a few traumatic ladyboy experiences? đ