“On Peeing”: The NPR Porn Parody

Ponante Tackles Faith, Spirituality, Urinating on People in First-Ever National Public Radio Parody

CHATSWORTH, Calif.—Beating out “Meth Air” and “Fellate—Don’t Tell Me,” the first-ever National Public Radio porn parody will be Gram Ponante’s “On Peeing.”

“I wanted to create a porn-space in which deep thinkers could be given a safe place to express themselves and then I could interrupt them and make myself the story,” says Ponante, America’s Beloved Porn Journalist.

“Imagine Carol Queen or Annie Sprinkle saying something really profound, and then I’d be all like ‘Yes. Yes: I thought of that, too,'” Ponante says. “Or getting Nina Hartley or Belladonna to relate their journeys through the adult world, and I could say something along the lines of, ‘I covered that in my book.'”

“On Peeing” will feature five hot pissing scenes funded by Listeners Like You with the generous support of Novo Nordisk and WGBH in Boston, with interstitial interviews with adult industry intellectuals like Ernest Greene and Furry Girl, each of whom Ponante will derail with a story of his own travels in Germany on a Fulbright scholarship.

“After my amazing success with ‘The Facts of Life XXX,’ I knew the next frontier was listener-supported radio,” Ponante says. “That or selling male enhancement pills.”

Each copy of “On Peeing” will come with a Weekend Edition lapel pin and an actual Garrison Keillor.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Aynal Architecture—”This Ain’t The Fountainhead”; Tristan Taormino’s House of Ass (And Fog); Bobbi Starr’s classy ‘boe job; Urination under a groove—Pissing.com