I recently conducted an interview with Kayden Kross for a respected gentlemen’s magazine (the kind whose pages absorb the ejaculate rather than allow it to bead up and drain all over the confessional) about her new movie, “Rawhide II.”
In addition to the blockbuster movie, we discussed her sex life away from porn, her experiences as a feature dancer, and her need for some approximation of me while on the road.
These few questions were, though intriguing, ultimately not relevant to the story, so I cut them out for the greater good. Now the interview flows like music, and the Adam & Eve movie will be so well served by my words that it will doubtless sell 10 billion copies.
But here for your edification are the questions left out of the magazine story.
Gram: Do you get to have sex off camera a lot? If so, do you have to plan it? Do you have to deal with people feeling intimidated? Does that give you a thrill?
Kayden: I mostly end up booty calling other performers, but yes I’ve had people tell me they’ve felt intimidated in the past. It doesn’t really give me a thrill. I’m absolutely not dominant in the bedroom so I’d rather be intimidated than do the intimidating.
Gram: DON’T TOUCH THAT REMOTE!
Kayden: [whimpers] [flinches]
Gram: Like that?
Kayden: Exactly
Gram: I imagine the immediacy of feature dancing can be fun like any stage performance. Do you do lap dances as well? What’s the farthest you go/are allowed to go in a club? How is the sexual energy different with a paying civilian?
Kayden: I don’t go too far with lap dances. I like to involve the crowd in my stage shows so I always try to find a hot chick to pull on stage and see how far she’ll let me take it. Some are surprising. I’ve had to be the one to stop it because the club manager is giving me the evil eye and the show has suddenly turned into something that one could only get away with in San Francisco or with a camera rolling… Either way the sexual energy comes from the tease. The more I can turn someone on the more fun I have.
Gram: Ooh. I see it’s five-thirty already…
Kayden: Please put your pants back on.
Gram: Please briefly describe the sex scenes you had with each of your partners in the movie. By all means feel free to describe them in the most ridiculously exaggerated way. Bonus points if you do so while flattening yourself on a 6-foot cutout of me. Also feel free to add a lot of emoticons and exclamation points.
Kayden: Words can’t describe the connection I just had with your six foot cut out (!!!!)
Read the rest of this interview in the September issue of Genesis Magazine.
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