In “Anaconda Mama,” Monica Rise learns what Danny Torrance already knew: Black Dick is here to help.
Monica Rise has hiccups, and director Van Styles suggests a cure: “Black Dick,” he says. “Didn’t your mother ever tell you about black dick?”
All porn has some semblance of a script, but my favorite kind is when the performers agree to hit certain beats and then just go from there. If done right, it ends up being a dialogue between the director and two performers, where the director sets it up and then steps back, having made the audience just comfortable enough with his stars so it doesn’t feel guilty about watching them fuck.
We meet Rise in much the same way Styles does. She is sitting in the rental house, (perhaps) actually hiccuping. They discuss various hiccup remedies, and the 20-year-old Rise mentions something about her mom’s hiccup cure involving a spoonful of sugar. It is then that Styles suggests the Black Dick method, summoning the dapper Tee Reel.
“What are we going to do about you?” Tee Reel asks.
“Fix it,” Rise says.
There is little more to say about their scene other than Rise is cute as hell (“Were you aware that you had ass meat?” Styles says. “I am now,” Rise says) and Reel appreciates her. He’s not your average gangbang squad dude. He wears a pressed shirt and addresses her respectfully.
This scene, though, is an example of porno professionalism. Though Rise is new, she knows most of the ropes. Reel and Styles have been around for years and make everything look effortless, providing a token beginning, middle, and end (by “end” I don’t just mean a cumshot to the face) that doesn’t leave us feeling narratively blue-balled.
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