“Orgy at the Villa,” and Sophie Dee’s archival breasts

Private’s “Orgy at the Villa” is exactly what you would expect from debauched Europeans with their five-week vacations and universal healthcare: a multi-ethnic joyride of divorced coiuples who still have sex with their exes, free-flowing liquor, untraceable accents, and women traded like currency over open borders.

It has nothing to do with Silvio Berlusconi, but you can think so if you want.

When we think of villas, we think of historical artifacts. These, too (or these two) are on display in “Memoirs of A Gusher 5,” in which Sophie Dee’s original boobs make their last appearance.

Also this week: Katja Kassin graduates to MILFitude in “Teenage Babysitters,” Sasha Grey in one of Richard de Montfort’s final movies, and NoName Jane hammers a dildo into herself like she’s Linda Blair in “Overstuffed 9.”

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Noname Jane – The cross and the pentagram; A Tale of Two Chippies; Richard de Montfort’s last sitting
See also: Gram Ponante’s Thoughtful Porn Reviews