When attending costume parties at the 30-acre Gauge compound in Arkansas, it is best not to arrive dressed as an ATF agent or a revenuer. Boy did I figure that out the hard way.
Here is the 4’11” badass patrolling the perimeter with a couple of AR-15s in the way an American God and the framers of the Constitution intended.
“You can shoot at all the trespassers, illegal immigrants, and zombies you want,” I told Gauge, “but it is a sin to kill a mockingbird.”
Because the Gauge compound is not recognied as a sovereign state, she has to use civilian AR-15s rather than military M-16s. She might get some special dispensation, however, if she becomes a religious zealot.
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