Like me, you are a huge fan of anything Michael Ninn does. While standing at public urinals, I often think how Ninn would capture my heroic stream on film. Would he light it differently? Speed up the exposure so the master could imbue each of my spirited drops with purpose? Superimpose a duck so that [...]

VCA is releasing pal and college residence advisor Eon McKai’s Kill Girl Kill 2 next week, featuring Justine Joli, Yumy, Jezebelle Bond, and Zoe Matthews, all looking delightfully sullen and nowhere near happy-go-lucky, like non-chain coffee store employees who want you to go away and die. Producer Malachi Ecks told me that the success of [...]

LOS ANGELES — Ross Horwitz is the new marketing director of Sex Search, which just opened near Sunset Blvd’s Crossroads of the World. The LA office is a satellite office. The owner, Damien Cross, grew up in Los Angeles but started the business in Toronto, where 120 employees remain, Horwitz told me. SexSearch’s database has [...]

…says yet another upstart adult web proselytizer, Sam Sugar of SugarBank. He has a wonderful “…as I was saying” vibe going on, so common and endearing to members of the adult industry. Also, he called me GREG in his “please link to me” e-mail. GREG? Regardless, he has excellent graphics and a pleasant set of [...]

Having only met Ashley Blue once, I was surprised when she didn’t ring me up yesterday to offer me the new Jaguar purchased for her by JM Productions, purveyor of wonderful/horrible things being done to people. Blue, director of the Girlvert and Lesbian Bukkake series, recently re-upped her contract with JM for another year. An [...]

It is a bold move for Defiance Films to release a teen handjobs title. Those goddamn teens can’t even keep my hedges uncluttered with their clove cigarettes or my car washed – how can I expect them to jerk me off? Seriously. All those teens do is talk on the phone and leave the cap [...]

When asked his five-year-plan for adult industry domination, porn visionary Gram Ponante paused, his salad fork pronged through with wholesome, corn-fed starlets at his Malibu beach/ranch, executed a breath of fire™, and said: “Big black asses.” That is why today GramPonante.com introduces you to Vicki Nicole. “Peep inside my brain,” says the plus-sized dynamo on [...]

Bad Ass Frank announces No-Pee Compliance Tools GramPonante.com has learned that Bad Ass Frank of BadAssModels doesn’t pee on his talent. “With all the rhubarb about complying with standards, it is important that industry professionals step forward to say they’re A-OK with everything,” noted Ponante, quoting himself and typing at the same time. “From 2257 [...]

Inside Deep Throat isn’t a fair and balanced documentary, but it’s entertaining. Borrowing liberally from the faux-retro stylebook created by The Kid Stays in the Picture, IDT combines 70′s-style graphics and stock footage with the only soundtrack ever to feature Supertramp (and a Gary Glitter song that isn’t “Rock And Roll Part One” for once). [...]

I spoke with Digital Playground founder Samantha Lewis and the company’s newest contract persona, Sophia Santi. The way one usually talks with a DP functionary is with someone else listening in, like Mary Hatch’s mother in It’s A Wonderful Life, so I was not surprised when Sam quashed all my attempts to ask Sophia about [...]

I accepted awards on behalf of Digital Playground last night, which couldn’t attend the XRCO Awards because it had to go to soccer practice. Other than someone from Table 1 screaming for me to get off the stage and Cousin Stevie looking at me like I was nuts when I came up to collect the [...]

I don’t know what I expected, but I didn’t expect this. I definitely did not expect baseball bats and intra-lady squirting. Pictured is Kami Andrews, who has that railroad track-adjacent cigarette smoking thing going on. Gram Likes It™. The jury is way, way out on the baseball bats, though, especially before the All-Star break.

As you are doubtless aware, mine is the only interracial hardcoreblog site on the Internet, with ethnic-on-ethnic sex so fierce that even Mexican President Vicente Fox reads it, crying “Perfidia!” and daubing his forehead with a silk towel, according to custom. With this United Colors of Jizploitation assault on your senses, it is surprising to [...]

Indulge the Leviathan in your pants by purchasing Doc Johnson’s new Enspiral Vibrating Love Glove, sure to bring a little bit of the underworld to your masturbating experience. GramPonante.com’s roving reporter, Pamtrona Eng, interviewed a group of Cenobites hanging out by Home Depot. PE: Laslo, you are the eyes-sewn-shut underling of the Lament Configuration and [...]