I understand that David Mamet wrote an early draft of VCA Excessive’s Fuck My Face, directed by Mr. Pete and featuring “Missy Monrow” and, OMG, Dillan Lauren going for the burrito. “Fuck my face.”“No, you fuck my face.”“My face – ““I know about your face. What I’m saying – ““What I’m saying is: Your face.”“My [...]

“Ava Vincent was NOT as innocent as she makes it sound,” said a source on the scene of yesterday’s horrifying burrito fight between Vincent and Dillan Lauren, mostly captured by Showtime’s Family Business cameras. “I was standing right in the middle of them. (The burrito) flew right by me,” the source said. A feud that [...]

There is some kind of Legionnaires’ convention in Las Vegas so Porn Star Karaoke was relatively dormant for my triumphant return after a month away and with a beard. I sat at a table with Jay Moyes and Lurk Ford and had the following conversation: GP and Lurk at the same time: What’s new?GP and [...]

I was still cloudy on the concept of the Christian sex-worker ministry known as JC’s Girls, so I decided to make a pilgrimage into the desert. The desert, of course, was Sylmar, California. One would think that with a name like Sylmar there would be both a forest and a sea to view, but one [...]

“Gorgeous faces become glazed doughnuts” is the motto of this latest installment of Baker’s Dozen from Platinum X Pictures. It is hard to imagine the face of Alektra, caught here unawares as she takes her mid-morning break before pulling her pants the rest of the way up, becoming like unto a glazed doughnut, but that, [...]

The arc of a porn career can’t be plotted the same way for everyone. Some actresses might only appear in scenes with toys or other women before eventually and with much fanfare doing boys, then doing anal, then double anal, then getting a steady boyfriend and only doing girls again. Others pay no attention to [...]

Pornocrats love to crow about the “mainstreaming” of porn—“Ron Jeremy was on a reality show! Jenna Jameson is practically a household name!”–and in a sense they’re right. Porn is mainstream in that it’s all over the damn place, but the porn-industry’s longing for legitimacy, for a widespread acceptance of x-rated videos as cultural products or [...]

Ass Fukt wins the “Lick My Love Pump”/Aristocrats award for Most Unfortunate Pairing of Art to Title. Liliane Tiger doesn’t so much look like she was just about to be ass fukt on Matt Westphalen’s boxcover for VCA as she looks like she’s posing for the new Yield signs in the town I want to [...]

If you are doing your term paper or science project on Gram Ponante: Porn Valley Observed, you and your granting organization will be pleased to know that the archives are now fixed, thanks to my dear friend, Brother William of Baskerville.

While webmaster/Bon Vivant Gram Ponante is guest-blogging on Fleshbot he asked me to take up some of the slack for him here. I’m honored. As Gram is knob-gobbling for the techno-crati I’ll hang out in this cesspool with you fucking perverts. My turn-ons: Vore, H.P. Lovecraft, and Money. Turn offs: Mean People. PS–I won’t be [...]

I remember Gene Siskel and Roger Ebert getting into a big discussion about Stanley Kubrick’s Full Metal Jacket when that movie came out. Siskel liked it and Ebert had a real problem because, though he would have enjoyed the movie had it been made by someone else, he was very disappointed in Kubrick’s effort. I [...]

Studio: NectarDirector: Eric AvalonCast: Pietra, Morgana, Suzana Scott, Claudia Bella, Priscilla Gaucha I’ve never seen anything by Eric Avalon or executive producer Marty Zion, but I have been to Brazil, where Exxxstasy Island was shot, and this film is surely a love letter to that place, with nary a tranny or underage porn-shooting prostitute in [...]

Studio: VCADirector: Joe GallantCast: Angel Baby, Tatiana Stone, Heather Pink, Jennifer Steele, Montana Gunn, Nikki Blaze Carnivorous New York City publicity company/coven UltraVixens aims to sign clients by (ahem) squirting a mind-altering elixir into a cocktail glass. Several scenes of grungy sex with brick shithouse Manhattan tartlets (east coast porn chicks look dangerously careworn in [...]

Flames, Floggers, & Fangs, a fetish art show to benefit BDSM organization Threshold, will take place at Hollywoodland Studios, 11300 Hartland Street, North Hollywood, from 6 to 11 p.m. on August 27. I talked with the young man responsible for the bespectacled, asymmetrically-breasted firewoman image, so common in the writings of Thomas Paine: Jay Moyes. [...]