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Revenge Lack-of-Porn: Ex Hustler Employee Remembers Larry Flynt

March 24, 2021 Gram the Man 0

Larry Flynt, who died in February at 78, liked Sean Carnage. But Life with Larry wasn’t always pleasant.

Deep Sleep

Surviving 70’s Porn Tropes And What We Can Learn from Them

March 15, 2021 Gram the Man 1

Is the 70’s porn creepiness gene necessary for our survival?

The Porn Valley Mail & Load: March 12, 2021

March 12, 2021 Gram the Man 0

How the porn industry is selling itself this week.

Stagger Lee, A Rented Pig, And A Bucket of Blood

March 7, 2021 Gram the Man 0

Her name is Sasha Grey, and the pig’s name was Apple.

The Porn Valley Mail & Load, March 5, 2021

March 5, 2021 Gram the Man 0

“A vision of exuberance and sexual delight, her lithe teen body eagerly writhes in ecstasy…”

Mark Spiegler

“Patron of the Tarts” or: How To Run Porn Valley from Your Couch

March 4, 2021 Gram the Man 0

If you could set aside your judgment of porn’s morality or put in perspective what it means to be exploited in minimum-wage late-stage capitalism, then […]

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The Porn Valley Mail & Load, February 26, 2021

February 26, 2021 Gram the Man 0

How Porn Valley sells itself to Porn Valley

Master Joshua

News from the Terrifying World of Bondage And Discipline

February 26, 2021 Gram the Man 0

Even in the age of Insta-dommes, giants still walk the earth.

Larry Flynt The Right To Be Left Alone

Larry Flynt’s “Right To Be Left Alone”

February 10, 2021 Gram the Man 1

Wheels Up, Larry Flynt

Selkie of the Faroes

The Pubic Status of Public Statues: Five Rock-Hard Nudes

October 13, 2020 Gram the Man 0

Who says revisionist mythology can’t be progressive and pubeless at the same time?

“I Think People Are the Greatest Fun”: Roy Karch Dead At 73

September 24, 2020 Gram the Man 5

At his best, Roy Karch just wanted to grok your scene.

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We Shall Overcome (on your face): On the set of “Not the Cosby Show XXX” pt. I

August 19, 2020 Gram the Man 1

I don’t think the word “black” was used once.

We Shall Overcome (on your face): On the set of Not the Cosby Show XXX pt. II

August 19, 2020 Gram the Man 0

“Not Even A Different World XXX”

AVN Awards To Go Online Rather than Onstage in Vegas

August 4, 2020 Gram the Man 0

For the first time in the ceremony’s 38-year history, the AVN Awards will be held online, rather than in Las Vegas, for the 2021 show.

PR: Nia Nacci—A Lot of First

July 31, 2020 Gram the Man 0

A gentle reminder that When are you NOT seeing some him or another fuck?

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PR: Just Once I’d Like To See a Porn Movie about Gluttony

July 27, 2020 Gram the Man 0

I’m also attracted to Hot Slothful ladies, as their expectations are lower.

PR: Charlotte Stokely Returns to Her Root

July 27, 2020 Gram the Man 0

Or: You can be a Girls-Only Superstar and still enjoy giving blowjobs

Maitland Ward: “(Not) a Cautionary Tale”

July 25, 2020 Gram the Man 0

Maitland Ward says that her mainstream-to-porn journey is not a cautionary tale.

Emission of the Week: Thanks, Tanya

July 25, 2020 Gram the Man 2

Another Sexy Letter from the essence-mortared pages of Pip Caligulone’s Houseboat magazine.

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2020 Altporn Awards: “These People Don’t Leave the House Anyway.”

July 23, 2020 Gram the Man 0

Balloting closes July 25 to weigh in on “Tattooed Anal Sluts 2”

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