It was as if every year of recorded porn history—which began when I launched this site in 2005—had been leading to this: 2011 ends with dozens of porn movies celebrating prostitutes in all their multifaceted glory. (more…)
2011: The Glorious Year of the Whore
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AVN & XBiz divide January, profits
I’m not saying that’s bad. I’m saying that is what it is. Neither publication can claim objectivity, but when’s the last time you objectively jerked off?
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“Cumshot Surprises”: It is as if they are deliberately missing her vagina
…And at no point does the wild spray of semen land anywhere near where conception can occur, even the extra-wide strike zone that is the Mind of God.
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MontagFoto 12.5.11—Memphis Monroe’s Choky Christmas
If you’re like me, nothing evokes the holidays better than the slow application of pressure to the windpipe during sex.
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Hulk Smear! or: “Iron Man” deficiency
If you wonder how porn movies that are less-than-slam dunks make money, join the club.
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Kayden Kross: Hookers can be duplicitous Part II [review]
“We all get fucked for money one way or the other, right?”
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AHF: 64,000 people want condoms in porn
…yet when was the last time 64,000 people bought a Wicked movie?
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“Foot Fetish Sluts” make you wait for the other shoe to drop
Bruce was a vile fellow who
Kept for a wife his left shoe
He’d slowly unlace her
Thern wildly debase her
And then stomp around in his goo.
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Gangbang or get off the babysitter, but for Christ’s sake get your finger out of your mouth
I defy you to tell me why switching the boxcovers of “Gangbang Extreme Teens” and “Fuck the Babysitter” would make a damn bit of difference.
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MontagFoto 11.28.11—Life is made of moments, Kristina Rose
When Kristina Rose sticks up her middle finger, she’s sticking it up her vagina
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Gram’s Week on Fleshbot: Cecilia Vega in Paris
Gram discovers Cecilia Vega years after she joined the adult industry. Score!
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“My Wife Is A Prostitute,” But Yours Is Some Kind of Whore
Audrey Hollander is having sex for money legally by playing someone having sex for money illegally.
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Things That Exist: The Miss Rubber World Pageant
I think “Be the eraser to my pencil” is an awkward pickup line
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MontagFoto 11.20.11—It’s a little breezier down here, actually
I’m not superstitious, but if it’s an anal series, I think you should skip the #2.
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Belladonna is the type of “Explorer” I like to see blow up
One reason Belladonna is so beloved is that she drives to you
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Fleshbot Awards 2011: Brief, Filthy, And Intoxicating
“Bitch, please,” she said. “I just used my willpower to keep it from getting on camera.”
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Sam Benjamin: How do you clean up after an “American Gangbang”?
I wanted Benjamin to leave porn for good and marry his colonic irrigationist, like a House At Gape Corner Kenny Loggins.
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