Are You Lonely in Chatsworth Tonight?
I have an idea. Why can’t hard-woking, honest people in the adult industry get dates? I don’t know – maybe it’s because they have a […]
BDSMarionettes
As anyone who has ever met me knows, I am a highly-stylized, erotic person. That is why next Thursday’s event at Hollywood’s Erotic Museum sounds […]
Cum-Drunk Love, or Curses, Foiled Again
Colossal Entertainment has released Drunk on Cum in distinctive foiled packaging with a brand new Cum font. I believe it was the great Thomas Jefferson […]
Oil Exhausted on Phoenix’ Ass
Thomas Zupko’s Buttblassted (yes, Buttblassted) rockets onto shelves this week, another offering from VCA Excessive. Why is Lauren Phoenix’ ass shinier than that of Tiffany […]
Land Mädel
I consulted Porn Valley uberagent Mark Spiegler and Teutonic firebrand Katja Kassin (pictured) about something that has been troubling me for a while. Seeing how […]
‘sanna, ‘sanna: Ho
Both Dependable Skeleton and Steve Ochs have hipped me in recent days to the – sadly – abandoned art of Flirty Fishing, in which Children […]
Corn-fed, Cornrows
Last night’s Porn Star Karaoke was so hot that my cock stuck to the floor, so I spent most of the time outside. Thinking I […]
Brits Mull ISP CP Disclosure Rule
LONDON—Margaret Moran, a Labour MP, has introduced legislation to Parliament that would require ISPs to declare the steps they’ve taken to block access to child […]
Nacho Se Divorcia
The Virgin of Guadalupe (left) weeps silently at this year’s doomed marriage of Nacho Vidal and Colombian model Francesca Jaimes, which ended one month ago. […]
David Aaron Clark: "I am not Phil Collins."
…but he still appears to be the hardest working man in show business. You know, that reference is almost exactly twenty years old, and refers […]
Ponante Blurbotron Launches
Joanna Angel, who stole a moped for me, is putting an ad in AVN and requested a blurb. “What a great new marketing opportunity,” I […]
ABC to Banan: "Give us your numbers in Sidney and Prog."
Steve Banan and Ron Jeremy are still in negotiations with ABC about a possible reality show about Jeremy’s life, according to Steve Banan, head of […]
I will call him "George".
Something about Mary Carey’s admission of gassiness and subsequent proof of it on The Daily Show made me think that, as Governor of California, she […]
Counselor, Catch that Ambulance!
Now that I’m 90 years old, there are few things that shock me. I have had a well-loved porn actress squirt in my eye on […]
Reaper spotted at JKP, offered contract
… will star in Four Horsemen Gangbang for backend points and stock option.
All I wanted was a Pepsi, and she wouldn’t give it to me
VCA has always been on the cutting edge of social policy and trends in employee relations. This week the venerable company releases Backwash Babes, director […]
And yet more whores
Sometimes a boxcover comes along that makes me think, for a second, what it must be like for people who actually have to buy porn. […]
Good-natured Canadian fun at American Apparel
Even before Lauren Phoenix became a sock model there, American Apparel appealed to my prurient interest. Here is an article about what the founder’s been […]
Whore Powers: Activate
Today, Merecenary Pictures’ SuperWhores 1 will be released in a glorious collectors’ edition that will reveal Lexington Steele’s true vision of the film. “The Man […]