In the darkness bind them
All my thought is bent on calling up some hot Black Numenorean chicks and heading down to this event at Zen Sushi in Silverlake. Maybe […]
Ecstasy markets dildos for wizards
Say what you will about Pope Benedict XVI’s indictment of Harry Potter and the Vatican’s profiting from sales of the .XXX domain (that last part […]
I am Black And Famous
1st Strike Entertainment, the urban planning division of Nectar Entertainment, weaves the tale of five ladies who are movin’ on up. Directed by Richard De […]
Ecstasy Glass markets dildos to wizards
Say what you will about Pope Benedict XVI’s indictment of Harry Potter and the Vatican’s profiting from sales of the .XXX domain (that last part […]
Porn Star Karaoke: A gathering of heroes
Last night’s two-year anniversary of Porn Star Karaoke was kind of crazy. As America’s Only Porn Journalist, however, I chose to remain above the fray. […]
Porn Star Karaoke: A Gathering of Heroes™
Last night’s two-year anniversary of Porn Star Karaoke was kind of crazy. As America’s Only Porn Journalist, however, I chose to remain above the fray. […]
Taylor Wane responds erotically
Taylor Wane, the governess the young Ponantes never had, has joined with Nasstoys to debut a novelty line. “I’m gonna start a war on you […]
You’re only as naughty as the available oxygen in the atmosphere
Doc (of Clinical Sexology) Johnson has released the Naughty Nights package, which gives our women permission to be naughty. “Sometimes women can be pallid, bloodshot, […]
Banan to charge for services
BananWatch 2K5 stringer Solipsistic iCurve reports that the media powerhouse has issued a No More Mr. Nice Guy directive to all who would try to […]
Shiny shiny, shiny auctions of leather
As you know, Darklady was Ms. Oregon Leather or some such thing in 2004 (so was I, but the judges did the politically correct thing […]
The Knights of Ninn
Like me, you are a huge fan of anything Michael Ninn does. While standing at public urinals, I often think how Ninn would capture my […]
Kill Girl Kill 2 – update
VCA is releasing pal and college residence advisor Eon McKai’s Kill Girl Kill 2 next week, featuring Justine Joli, Yumy, Jezebelle Bond, and Zoe Matthews, […]
The Defiant Ones
Lacking a pool table, the Defiance Films offices are still reminiscent of a frat house with clean carpets.
Sex Search builds database, marketing team
LOS ANGELES — Ross Horwitz is the new marketing director of Sex Search, which just opened near Sunset Blvd’s Crossroads of the World. The LA […]
"I will make you richer than God, Gram"
…says yet another upstart adult web proselytizer, Sam Sugar of SugarBank. He has a wonderful “…as I was saying” vibe going on, so common and […]
Well, you’d better believe it
As George W. Bush says, “Fool me once: shame – shame on … fool me twice – well, We Won’t Get Fooled Again.” That is […]
Ashley Blue to give me her car
Having only met Ashley Blue once, I was surprised when she didn’t ring me up yesterday to offer me the new Jaguar purchased for her […]
Get off of my lawn, you handjobs!
It is a bold move for Defiance Films to release a teen handjobs title. Those goddamn teens can’t even keep my hedges uncluttered with their […]
My beautiful Laundrea
It was Defiance Films night at Porn Star Karaoke, meaning I was drinking Yukon Jack instead of my usual Jagermeister. Defiance Films is going to […]
Miss Vicki Nicole
When asked his five-year-plan for adult industry domination, porn visionary Gram Ponante paused, his salad fork pronged through with wholesome, corn-fed starlets at his Malibu […]