Sex.com’s Kremen: It’s Not Over
SAN FRANCISCO. – The Ninth U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals here last week rejected Stephen Cohen’s appeal of a 2001 ruling ordering him to pay […]
Art on his sleeve: the Eon McKai interview
Eon McKai and I are having afternoon drinks at Silverlake’s Red Lion Tavern. The Red Lion is a comfortable German place staffed by older Teutonic […]
Sexy Janine hides head injury, signs with Digital Playground
The Porn Star Known as Janine has signed with Digital Playground. “I am happy to be that much closer to Gram Ponante,” the veteran performer […]
An Open Letter to Keiko, the Killer Whale
The following is a letter that perhaps the most influential porn commentator in adult, Gram Ponante, editor and co-chair (with Iphigenia Squirtz) of GramPonante.com, sent […]
Job Satisfaction – Inside And Out
Exclusive: Terri Summers in Smash Pictures’ team sports gangbang flick 6 in Me. Filming in exotic Hollywood, rustic Agoura Hills, and mysterious El Segundo. Report […]
There goes somebody’s health insurance
Hey, have you noticed the plasma display in the reception area of Porn Valley’s biggest former employer? Above the screen is an equally ridiculous LED […]
Stop A Second – I’ve Got You in My Eye: Smash Pictures’ “Six in Me”
Day One: Hollywood Across the street from the chrysanthemum warehouse where the Dutch starlet Terri Summers is about to get what’s coming on her is […]
Awards Given, Accepted
According to the two press releases I’ve received about the FOXE (Fans of X-Rated Entertainment) Awards, they happened. People won things and FOXE Awards co-founder […]
Now Is the Time to Hawk Glass Dildos
Is your glass dildo on the fritz? Can you no longer see your reflection in it? Do you want to stick art in yourself or […]
I’m having a heart attack in you
As you know, this site has always been home to mature-themed pornography. At the awards show I just created, my noted site won an unprecedented […]
Porn World Soggy, Spent
No fewer than seven porn shoots were cancelled due to this weekend’s inclement weather, from useless hot tub scenes in rented Beverly Hills outdoor jacuzzis, […]
Hey Rube: Hunter S. Thompson Dies
Any writer who bites the news that feeds him owes a nod to Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, whose body was found today in his home […]
O Captain, My Captain
Steve Banan is stepping down as head of the Lucchese/Banan Entertainment Group, implying his company’s interests have become too diverse and don’t include enough porn. […]
But Where’s Rollergirl?
Blind Sex Dates #3 is the latest release from Smash Pictures. “Borrowing a page from the mainstream Hollywood television show of a similar name,” reads […]
DOJ Back on Black
Attorney General Alberto Gonzales said that the Department of Justice will appeal Extreme Associates’ lucky turn of fate, re-opening an obscenity trial against Rob (Rob […]
I Was Wrong
The nice GoDaddy.com lady was Candice Michelle, not Bridget Bako, as I’d previously “reported”. Thanks to Hart Williams for letting me know gently, rather than […]
Meet Britney Rears
Hot on the heels of “Why do it at all?” comes the question, “Why did it take so long?” The good people at X-Play have […]
Da Mihi Caputem: The Debut of Cum on My Latin Tongue
The porn world lost something essential when Vatican II declared the end of the Latin Mass. Now Full Throttle and Madness Pictures bring back the […]
Filthy Ore
Hell wants them, Heaven won’t take them, Earth needs them. “Six semen demons swallow 101 doses of vitamins C, U, and M in A Good […]
Not My America: Banan Denied Casino
It is an outrage that Steve Banan (read glorious profile here) cannot buy a goddamn casino. As someone who is also the victim of discrimination […]