The Gauntlet of Greatness
I asked Luke Ford to make some changes to his transcription of our interview. Actually, I pressured him with my LCN connections and by name-dropping […]
You’ve Already Put Big Old Tears in My Eyes, Must You Shoot Come on My Face?
Spell check: is it bukakke or bukkake? If the former, Colossal has sullied the name of our industry with its inappropriate punning. Would someone please […]
The Boy from Oz
I talked with Luke Ford today about our Talmud studies, the state of Orthodox journalism, and the danger of not being taken seriously in other […]
Bread And Circuses
A proud and highly-structured people, the Japanese have not yet learned to make verbs out of nouns, but Colossal, the producers of Crewkake, have stepped […]
Nothing New Under the Sun
Have you ever thought of something so brilliant that your head exploded, only to find that several thousand people had thought of it before? Porn […]
You’ve Got Ass
And so does she. In fact, she’s got ass enough for a third helping for your healthy ass appetite. If I were President (and I […]
Super Whores, Crazy Girls
When I was fresh off the bus here in Los Angeles, I was powerful homesick. That is why, when I saw a business called Crazy […]
The Bad Lieu Tenant
David Aaron Clark, the smartest guy in porn and chronicler of dirty girls from the Mysterious East, sends news of a ripoff at the hands […]
Kiddie Scissor Class
Jeez. Here we were talking about rights to your own name when the Erstwhile Stephen Ochs writes to say that he’s selling his Tera Patrick […]
Bigger Pimpin’
Escort manager Joe “José” Pusher has moxie. That is why he is leaving the call-girl business and moving up to the sophisticated world of adult […]
Trial Balloons
When I worked at the Monthly Porn Shopper, I would receive hundreds of press releases a week. Depending on whose business we needed, I would […]
Steele to Domain Hijackers: You Get Squat
Russian Communications used Steele’s picture on the site LexingtonSteele.com, which then sold other products. “I am sure people mistook this for my official website,” Steele said.
The DOJ satellite that hovers not thirty feet above Gram Ponante Towers is one thing, but this report that the Pentagon considered a sex bomb […]
Why was Bridgette Kerkove not called?
Indians protested that an Indian actor, not Ben Kingsley, should play Gandhi. Iranians protested when he played one of them in House of Sand And […]
Random Bits from the AEE Convention Flo’
(But first, the erstwhile Stephen Ochs forwarded this from The Weekly World News.) This is not Robert Urich’s Vega$. For one thing, there’s snow on […]
I’m So Awesome: On the Set of Analingus Blumpkinhead
(NOTE/2013: When I first worked for AVN in 2002, there was a ricockulous style of porn journalism prevalent in the halls of that publication that […]
The Year Is One
After vacuuming up the pine needles and sitting down to some hot cider, my family likes to embrace the new year with optimism. Accordingly, I’ll […]