Penthouse Pets Lux Kassidy, Melissa Jacobs, and the delightful Heather Vandeven tonight will join a reconstituted and perhaps even artificially resuscitated Motley Crue on “The Late Show with David Letterman” in support of the band’s new “Saints of Los Angeles” record, which deals, I am speculating, with that group’s recent canonization by Pope Benedict XVI after some children prayed to the band for new teeth and, like, it happened.
That show will be broadcast tonight on your local CBS affiliate. Because I was not sent any pictures of the blessed event, here is an artist’s rendering of when Vandeven met a plastic figurine of sepulchral Crue bassist Mick Mars.
Previously: An awkward conversation with Heather Vandeven about her rubberized vagina; What a long strange FIP it’s been; Fiat Lux Kassidy
See also: Heather Vandeven, Penthouse, Motley Crue, Late Show with David Letterman
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