Pirates and boxers: This time they’re gay

I was brazenly discriminated against this week when, because of my orientation, I was politely denied the opportunity to review Adult Source Media’s animated gay buccaneer movie “Pirate’s Booty” on Fleshbot.com, a site on which I’ve published about a billion words in the past four years.

“(We want) the gay films (to) be reviewed by the gays,” I was told by an editor, as if my utter non-blackness prevented me from reviewing Oh No, There’s A Negro in My Daughter or my preference for alcohol impaired my ability to review Bong Load Girls.

Evan Stone, who voices pirate captain Jack Swallows in “Pirate’s Booty,” is also not gay (I don’t think). But was he sent to the back of the bus? No.

Just imagine if I told a gay reviewer that he could not review Dirtpipe Milkshakes because he wouldn’t be able to understand its nuances.

Just goes to show you that the so-called liberal media is an illusion.

Read my review of “Pirate’s Booty” here.

So I didn’t dare pitch a review of lesbian MMA drama “Champion,” or, as I call it, “Million Dollar Labia.”

Following its big showing at last month’s Feminist Porn Awards in Toronto, Shine Louise Houston’s excellent “Champion,” which is like “Girlfight” except there’s makeup sex involved, arrived at Gram Ponante Towers, Bathhouse, Softball Diamond, La Leche League, and Gloryhole despite all the weird heterosexual vibes I apparently give off. Thanks, tolerant lesbians!

Read my “Champion” review here.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Today in ejaculating plants; Madison Young assimilates AVN red carpet; Daikichi Amano – one froggy evening; Squirting and self-censorship
See also: Adult Source Media, Pink & White Productions

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