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Porn music: It’s not just Bom Chicka Wow Wow anymore

To my limited knowledge, Fogelfoot’s performance of “The Facts of Life XXX” theme song at this week’s “Sexy Tales” was the first time music specifically written for a porn movie was interpreted for a live audience.

Here it is. You will agree that it is Haunting.

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That’s a guitar in there, people. And a melodica. And an actual human woman.

I recently watched Wicked’s “Rocki Whore Picture Show” and it, too, had music that transcended the Music in Porn Sucks stereotype.

And you may also remember Michael Ninn’s “Sacred Sin,” which featured an original score by none other than Eddie Van Halen.

Let me be your David Soul tonight, Readers: Don’t Give Up On Us. For every “Not the Flintstones XXX,” there’s a movie that doesn’t insult your intelligence with its music, either.

Previously on Porn Valley Observed: Michael Ninn: Two Trucks, Three Years, “The Four”; Perhaps Porn Valley needs a little “Glee XXX“; Sophie Dee is not going back to Llanelli or: A Tale of two chippies; The Korn/Porn connection: Saving Us from Ourselves; Michael Ninn’s “Sacred Sin”; Open Bar at the Van Halen Place; More Yabba Dabba Don’ts than Dos in “Flintstones” parody; “Drenched in L,ove”—Warrant song or Wicked movie?
See also: A Porn Valley Odyssey: Making “The Facts of Life XXX”

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  1. JR says:

    Dare I ask who Fogelfoot’s guest chanteuse is?

  2. Gram the Man says:

    Isn’t she great? But she’s shy and wary of porn stigmata so can only be identified as “The Sexy Librarian.”

  3. And what about ‘Misty Beethoven. The Musical’?

  4. Gram the Man says:

    I have not seen any of the “Misty Beethoven” movies and I hear that I should. Thanks for the reminder!

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